When Animals Attack

An American Airlines passenger jet headed towards LaGuardia Airport was forced to make an emergency landing after a collision with birds, the Federal Aviation Administration confirmed.

The FAA list of wildlife strikes, published on the Internet, details more than 89,000 incidents since 1990, including 28 cases since 2000 when a collision with a bird or other animal such as a deer on a runway was so severe that the aircraft was considered destroyed.

Here is my question: How hard is it to kill a bunch of fucking birds these days? Seriously!? If these birds are that stupid to fly into a giant airplane moving at high speeds, you would think a couple of Jersey trash hicks would be able to grab a couple 30 packs, sit in the back of their pick-ups and shoot the hell out of these flying menaces all day. And don't give me that animal rights crap either. Are pigeons and seagulls bordering on extinct? Do they not hatch like 10 eggs every 6 months? Don't tell me they have feeling or are smart either. Any animal who would eat a piece of bread with Alkaseltzer after watching his buddy explode is a fucking moron. But not as moronic as the people who protect them over human lives. I almost want to send those people on a plane and right after take off released thousands of birds in their direction. Lets see how much they loves these flying misfits after they shit their pants while plummeting towards earth.