Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The Real Cancun




So lets get this...er...straight: You are living right on the beach in Cancun with tons of hot bitches frolicking in the sand and water. The drinking age is, well, hell who knows. MTV pays for virtually everything. You have a sick pad at your disposal, yet you decide the funniest prank to pull would be to put on a wig and get spooned by another man? Crap I say! For one, its just not that funny, no matter how hard the producers told that annoying bitch to laugh. Two, its pretty gay if you ask me. Shouldn't this CJ character be off on the beach telling big titted bimbos, who want their 15 minutes of fame, to hop on the brain train and be instant stars?! Oh no, instead this dude is content on having a a man pole rubbing his back just for kicks.

Now the second part of this video is better than the first. Listen, first thing is first, this Joey character probably saved the hottie Indian looking broad from a major case of the runs (don't trust Mexican food, especially fast food in Cancun). Second, while I have no doubt that Pocahontas look -a-like would do some damage on that skinny-jean wearing Emo kid, she just didn't give the effort. If you are gonna talk shit, you have to back it up. Even if that means getting kicked off a show. She had the shit talking down, but where was the bite? She was right there!!! If you dont want to be kicked off the show for "physical abuse" just throw a fucking burrito at him. Rookies.

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