ANNA Kournikova got into a fight Saturday night in Las Vegas after an unidentified woman threw a drink at the tennis ace. Kournikova and her pals were partying at Lavo after attending the Hardbat Classic table tennis tournament when a woman at the next table "threw a drink at Anna. She felt Anna was invading her space," our source said. Kournikova "sprung into action" and starting screaming at the woman and shoving her. "It was a big fight," the spy said. The woman was kicked out only after leaving Kournikova with some vicious scratch marks on her neck.I want to find out who this chick is that started a fight with Anna Kournikova and shake her hand. Yeah sure, I know the bitch is a psycho for freaking out that someone was "invading her space" while at a Vegas nightclub (hey crazy chick..your in Vegas, its gonna be fucking crowded!), but since she has the moxie to start a fight with Anna K, she is O.K. in my book. Not only has my fantasy of a hot mediocre tennis star getting into a cat fight in Vegas (is there any other place to get into a cat fight?) come to life, but the fact that Anna walked around with scratch marks on her neck as if she just finished having a wild bang session then just walked to a club to find some other balls to smack around is the icing on the cake. I have just one question: Where the FUCK are the pictures?!?!?! If any of the 5 loyal readers of this blog can send pictures of this fight or can locate them, well you won't get anything except recognition. But recognition feels ooh soo good.
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